Mario Mario

Mario "Super" Mario - age 39, of the Mushroom Kingdom, unexpectedly passed away just a few hours ago. He was a plumber, a doctor, an adventurer, a party-goer, a kart racer, a professional sportsman... He was a jack of all trades, and he was always there when we needed a helping hand. He always put his friends and a clean earth above everything else, and we will always remember his contributions over the years. He will be missed by his brother Luigi, pet companions Yoshi, Plessie, Dorrie, his most acquainted inhabitants Toad and Toadette, his royalty, Princess Peach, and many others. Mario will be survived by his brother Luigi, to the best of his abilities. A private funeral has been arranged to take place on Tuesday April 6th, 3:00 MKT in front of Peach's Castle, with speeches written and spoken by Cappy, Goombario, Pauline, and Luigi (order of guest speakers may change as the date draws nearer). Princess Peach requests that no forms of photography shall be taken during the ceremony, and by such, all cameras and phones must be discarded before arrival, as to respect privacy. Donations in memory may be equally spread towards funding for the castle, the Mushroom Kingdom Hospital, the MAA, a commemorative statue in Toad Town, Mushroom Piston, and the MWG, soon to be renamed "Mario Memorial Work Gear".